this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
when i say ‘the other day’ it could mean anything from last week to 6 years ago
hearin a really shitty pun
makin a really shitty pun
EARL WENt OFF!
Sounds good in either context